Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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