I'm really into asian looking animals
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize