dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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