Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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