end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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