Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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