As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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