There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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