Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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