Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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