I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Panties = found
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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