Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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