lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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