We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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