Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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