ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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