I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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