the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
