so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I yelled at your uterus for you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
