I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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