We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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