i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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