Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
her vagine was all disorganized.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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