True but thats because hes a fetus.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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