I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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