And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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