I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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