My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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