Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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