Pants 0. Shit 1.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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