I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We are two peas in an std pod
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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