Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pappa wants mamma naked
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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