Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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