if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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