i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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