The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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