and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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