i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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i love accidental penises.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"