I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."