Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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