Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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