I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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