If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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