Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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