just come out here and I will go home with you...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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