You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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