You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize