Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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