did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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