Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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