I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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