i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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