dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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