my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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